SMS4Life

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.