SMS4Life

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.