SMS4Life

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

Be-karaan tanhaaiyun ka silsila reh jaayega
Terey merey darmiyaan bas ek khalaa reh jaayega

Aks beh jaayenge saarey dhoop ke sailaab mein
Aur koye paaniyoun mein jhaankta reh jaayega

Mujhko merey humsafar, aisa safar darpesh hai
Raasta kat bhi gaya tou faasila reh jaayega

Laug so jaayenge khaamushi ki chadar odh ker
Chaand sooney aanganoun mein jaagta reh jaayega

Mukaddar k sitaron per,
Zamanay k esharon per,
udasi k kinaron per,
kabhe veran shehraon per,
kabhe sunsan rahon per,
kabhi hairon ankhon main,
kabhi bayjan lamhon main,
tumhari yad chupkay say,
koi sargoshi kerti hay,
yeh palkain bheeg jati hain,
do ansu tot girtay hain,
main palkon ko jhukata hon,
bazahir muskurata hon,
faqat itna he kah pata hon,
mujhey kitna sataty ho,
MUJHEY TUM YAD ATAY HO,
MUJHEY TUM YAAD AATAY HO..

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)