SMS4Life

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

Meri

Or

“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

Aik doctor apne dost se:

“yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p”

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,