SMS4Life

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat

Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye

1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??

Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
“Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha”

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..

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ghalat salat..

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
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Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay