Some one said that
Smiling and Laughing at your own mistakes Increases your life
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But Smiling and Laughing at your wife’s mistake
DECREASES YOUR LIFE
Tag: Jokes
A Harley rider
A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole thing. The reporter says to the biker, “Sir, that’s the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life.” The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to.” The reporter says, “Well, I’m from the New York Times, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiousity, what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies, “I’m a Muslim and I’m an American” The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: AN ARROGANT MUSLIM ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
This Funny SMS Joke is provided by www.idesisms.com
James bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”
God ko miss call karna hai
1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: “Mobile hai kya ?”
Nurse boli – hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai….
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.” 
To ye unka personal problem hay
Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k liye razi nahi hay
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappa ka bhai acha nahin lagta
To ye unka personal problem hay,
Aap kion apna dimagh kharab ker rahe ho
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi
Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se “K.E.S.C” / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai
Rs.500 for each money-saving idea
Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p
Pakistan ne jo atom bomb
Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?
STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p
Balti bhar roh-e-afza
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…