SMS4Life

Papa: Beta, tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Beta: Chaand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye

Papa: MC use ‘CHAAND’ nahi, ‘RAAND’ kehte hai.

This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.

Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa to banta usko recieve karne gaya..
Airport se vo santa ko leke bahar nikla to santa ne sadak se gili mitti uthayi aur soongh ke bola

Santa: Yaar bantya, ap apne desh ki mitti ki khusbu pahle jaisi nahi rahi
Banta Gusse Se: Abe oye gadhe, tune mitti nahi tatti uthai hai

Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa fauji Hindustani hain.
Maa: To bakri,bakray aur Kuttay ko bhi andar le aa.

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!!

Mother, to her teenage daughter –
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?