SMS4Life

Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega..
use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao. 😀

(SOLID BREAKUP)
Boy aur girl dono hath me hath daale jaa rahe the…
suddenly.. 1 BACHCHA aaya or bola bhaiya
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kal wali didi jyada achhi thi..

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! 😀

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga
‘Dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena ke..
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
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Wo kon si chiz hai jo khudko rahat..
aur dusro ko pareshani 1 sath deti hai
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Nahi maloom
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Pakka nahi pata
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Nahi pata
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Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai…
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
aur dimag to itna hai ke
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai!

Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai..

‘Mood’
Salaa banta hi nahi. 😀

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada. 😆

Women can wear all Men’s items like
T-shirt, pant, jeans, lungies.
But they can’t wear 1 thing..!!

Guess what?

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CO*DOM.. It’s our monopoly. 😀
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot

Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.