Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Tag: Funny SMS
Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
We will buy new wedding ring
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Difference between a woman and a magnet
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
kabhi kabhi ansu
muskurahat se ziyadah
special hote hain
is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
Happy summer season
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
“HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!”
Zindagi aik gift hay
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai
{JEE LIJIYE}
“D” se itna bhi dil na lagana
D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?