jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,
jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi…..
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Tag: Funny SMS
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai 
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…
A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.
A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa
Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main
Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar meinâ€!!
Hadson ki waja say bachay
Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;
Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..
So, plz. Avoid CAR..
girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style
girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style
tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye
subhanallah! !!
lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire
Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire