1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}
Tag: Funny SMS
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!
Pakistan ka qaumi phal
Pakistan ka qaumi phal…Sabar ka phal
Qaumi Libaas…Kala Coat…
Qaumi khail..Muzakraat
Quami Dua..Ya Allah Light aajaye
is zindagi se tu mout achi
Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi
Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai
Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye
1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??
Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
Raat ki sabzi ka intezam
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega
Two lovers plan to comit suicide
Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.
Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Movie titles related to eng students
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge