SMS4Life

Aik doctor apne dost se:

“yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p”

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k liye razi nahi hay
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappa ka bhai acha nahin lagta

To ye unka personal problem hay,
Aap kion apna dimagh kharab ker rahe ho

Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

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ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle….

Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy…

1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..

Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..

Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..

Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
” ANDHI ” or husn
” ZALIM ” ho gaya hai…….

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …