SMS4Life

I’m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2 make u beautiful,

2 make u smart,

2 make u genious.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

Feel a life without me,

Khali khali se hai na….
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,

jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
unka easy load na karwa lena

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai