Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Happy summer season
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
“HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!”
Zindagi aik gift hay
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai
{JEE LIJIYE}
“D” se itna bhi dil na lagana
D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?
Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner
Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
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1-kanjus
2-best couple
3-everyday dating
4-non stop kissing
5-everyday honeymoon
6-deep lovers
SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
kabhi kabhi ansu
muskurahat se ziyadah
special hote hain
is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!