Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Latest version of java
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Difference between a woman and a magnet
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
O tere result da ki banya?
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
A sardarji Doctor falls in love
A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!