Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
Pollution of democracy
The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia
Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
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Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
Politics is the gentle art of….
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Shayari by sardar ji
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si
Why r all these people running?
Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
Gun main nay chupa di thi
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.