SMS4Life

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.