Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
You will die within 2 hours
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Be a millionare within few months
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”
In heaven together we were in a big hall
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
The human brain is most thing outstanding
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love
Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Katori utha aur shuru ho ja
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI†utha aur shuru ho ja.
I say she’s no good!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!