A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Sardar falling in love!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
Ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
1 night bijli chali gae…
PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
First class in B.Ed
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!