A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Raam nay been bajai
Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe
Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay
Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p
Guddu gana ga raha tha
Guddu gana ga raha tha,
“aaj main ooper Aasma neechay”
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p
Kash tum bakri hotay
Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin
1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…
You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Could u fax me ur photo
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.