Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Air hostess pathan se
Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai …. 
Pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
Chalaan kaat dia
Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
All flowers are sweet but
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Exams ka saya hai
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Teri girl friend gaye bazar
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.