Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.
Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,
Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”
Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”
G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”
Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”
Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat
Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain
Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay
Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don’t b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”
Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal