SMS4Life

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi

Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai

Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan’nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
?
?
?
“Jub light aati hay.”

The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity