SMS4Life

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,

jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
unka easy load na karwa lena

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.

Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….

Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

1 Kabootar

Itna Ura

Itna ura

itna ura

Bohut upar gaya,

Itna

itna

bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

Aahaa!
…………………………….
SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p