A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!
Tag: Funny Jokes
Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..
No 1 will touch ur mom
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
Sardar falling in love!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko 
Shadi bohut zarori hay
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
Imagine world without girls
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya
Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??