SMS4Life

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p