SMS4Life

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…