Sardar jee chemist ke pass gaya aur bola: bhai kuch help chahiye
chemist: haan ji bolo?
Sardar jee ne Apni davai ki bottle me se ek chamach
chemist ko pila ke pucha:
meetha hai kya?
Chemist: nahi to, kyu kya hai ye.
Sardar ji: bas yahi puchna tha, doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist ke paas jakar
URINE Test karwa kar pata karo ki URINE me sugar hai ke nahi. 
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Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Mujhe sardar bana do
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
chicken bohut maze ki bani hai
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Pani dene se pehle boil…
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)