SMS4Life

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
.
.
“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon

1 kanjos tha

khalis kanjos

bilkul kanjos

bohut bara kanjos

zabardust kanjos

Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?

Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi

Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai

Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: “Mobile hai kya ?”
Nurse boli – hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai….
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.