SMS4Life

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…

Aik doctor apne dost se:

“yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p”

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay

chhote log..!!
“PAISE” ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
“TIME” ki bat karte hain..!
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“KHUBSURAT” log
“BAAT” hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
“SMS” Karte hain.

Hum apni duniya alag basain gay,
Usay yadoon say sajayain gay,
Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka’ain gay,
Usay abad karain gay hum,
Her dum shaad rahain gay,

A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,

Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,

Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p

Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….