SMS4Life

Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se “K.E.S.C” / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan’nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!

A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho

A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
!
!
!
!
Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup rahi.

Why?

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.