1 Kabootar
Itna Ura
Itna ura
itna ura
Bohut upar gaya,
Itna
itna
bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay
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1 Kabootar
Itna Ura
Itna ura
itna ura
Bohut upar gaya,
Itna
itna
bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay
Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill
5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
still 5.
because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing
I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.
Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.
life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.
Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.
Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people
Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai…!!!
Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
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ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’