SMS4Life

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle….

Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy…

1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..

Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..

Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..

Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
” ANDHI ” or husn
” ZALIM ” ho gaya hai…….

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k

Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.