SMS4Life

1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
.
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“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon

1 kanjos tha

khalis kanjos

bilkul kanjos

bohut bara kanjos

zabardust kanjos

Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?

Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi

Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai

Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: “Mobile hai kya ?”
Nurse boli – hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai….
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..!

Corporate Lessons

“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”

“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”

“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”