Arz kiya hai ..
2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai
2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai
time pe girlfried na badlo toh
Biwi ban jati hai..
Category: Funny SMS Messages
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Beta Kahan Ho
Ammi: Beta kahan ho?
Beta: Mama college hoon..
Ammi: Acha.. to video call karke dikhao…
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Geo Ammi G..
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Welcome 3G,4G in Pakistan..
Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do
Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Husband:
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Ye Lo Gold leaf
Ek din ek ladka apne dost
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main
Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main Larki ko Kiss Kar raha tha
Police :Kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: nazar nahi a raha?
Police: Mera number kab aye ga?
Pathan:Is larki k bad
Man received message from neighbor
A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I am using your wife… day and night.. when you are not present at home… In fact, much more than you do.
I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
The man shot his wife..
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. I meant wifi.
Flight Announcement
PIA ki Flight me Captain Anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…
Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.
ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.
Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….
Free Legal Advice
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give it to them,” replies the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.” The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.