Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
Category: Funny SMS Messages
Browse through our Funny Jokes Text Messages Enjoy the latest funny jokes and funny sms text messages in English Urdu Hindi and Punjabi
1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
Robot slapping on telling a lie
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.
Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!
Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)
Parrot bola pathan
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”
tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”
First class in B.Ed
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!
Life main hamesha haste raho
Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
‘UNMARRIED’ ho.
A man went to hell
A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u can do that”
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”
Main nay pocha chand say
Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Hahaha, I am joking
A
B
C
D
A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
E
F
G
E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
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I
J
H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING