Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)
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Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
Roses r red .. violts r blue
Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.
A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.
A person who keeps on talking…
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Lagta hai pahunch gai
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa
Could u fax me ur photo
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.