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A female secretary, Funny SMS

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot

Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.




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